Not very flattering, but funny nonetheless

Florida Sunshine? Check.

Comfy Lounge? Check.

Icepack? Check.

Bandaged toe? Check.

Last but not least..

Borrowed Dog named Max? Check.

How to build a better workspace

 This is a workspace treadmill, which you can conveniently purchase here at Pritikin.
And yes, the price is negotiable.
Model not included.

All the PIZZAZZZZZ of the 80's, and none of the Gallo

I was just unhappy in the other room, so I finally got moved.

I think is the same room I stayed in another time. The 80's have not improved much.

 You got your mirrored whirlpool tub, your low-pro toilet, and this cool new invention....a telephone by the toilet!!! Rad!!!!

Bath # 2, because the glitz and the glamour of the 80's called for his and hers bathrooms (actually a brilliant idea IMHO)

 Bedroom

 The view I had requested.

 The Cadillac Tournament was just here

 I talked to the bellman who talked to Donald Trump yesterday, and now I know all of his plans. 200 million dollars to upgrade the Blue Monster and the hotel!

 The living room. Nice upgrade.

 Of course, the foyer has to be the size of a small hotel room.
Finally all unpacked.

 Today's activities:
Pool
Cardio
snack
lunch
snack
Lecture about being a better person
Cooking school complete with tasting portions of Bison Tenderloin
Pack
Move rooms
Unpack
Go to dinner

I saw a lizard and it made me miss my dog.

 This is what I did before dinner:
Breakfast
Core and stretch
snack
Tai Chi
snack
Nutrition Priorities Class
Lunch
Diseases of The Modern World Class
snack
Aquatics
snack
wash hair

Back at The Cult Again

 What's a year without a little torture???

 Back to the Pritikin Center.

 Where else can you eat a bunch of vegetables and protein like substances?

 In such lovely surroundings?

 This here is snack time

 The Happy Hour Lounge, no alcohol served.

 Donald Trump just bought the resort, we'll see what he does...

 Scalding Waterfalls

 Cult Headquarters

 The Labrinth To put your mind in the proper supple state

The room, not as nice as last year, but large enough... No Single Servings here. Nope, not for 2 weeks. Yep. Two whole weeks.

 The grounds

 The Brainwashing, er, Lecture Hall

The maidens wishing us well as we starve, exercise and listen to The Way.

Pollinating Sue's Key Lime

My friend Sue sent her Key Lime tree down to Boca a few years ago, in hopes of providing it with a better life.

Well! It is blooming for the first time this year!!!

Tight squeeze...

 Here we go.

How inviting!

While I was admiring Sue's Key Lime, Fred fell in the pool for the second time in his life. He was 13 weeks old the first time and has never willingly entered this pool again.

Mom, this is all your fault.

Throwing a tantrum

Get this water off of me!!!

Stupid pool

Key Lime, all grown up!

LIzard