Traveling with a pet? Try The Dungeon, by Marriott.

There are pet friendly hotels, like the HI Laramie, and then the Pets Barely Tolerated in the Dungeon hotels, like The Ogden Marriott.

This is actually better than the first room offered, across from icemaker, maids headquarters, and with street vendors outside the window.
So far I've found an earwig in the room service menu and some tick like bug in the tub. Ah! the Wild Wild West!