Why do I have to do EVERYTHING?

 Do I have food on my face?

 Too bad, this place needs a makeover

 Oh, look who's here to help!

 Ehhhh, not really
Oh, sorry, gotta go....

 A mother's work is never done

 Here?

 Here?

 What about here?

 No. Riiight here....

Perfect!!!

Osprey

Fred and Princess

Evidently Fred has found some new ways to entertain himself while the humans are gone.
I thought all he wanted was a treat ball and the couch.

Sally, the postmistress, told me to remind Princess that one needs to put the proper amount of postage on  the card if she want it to get to Fred

Adolescence

 So many hopes and dreams for your youngster

 Even though they get bigger and smarter than you

 And you wonder what is in their growing mind

 But they're still your baby

 But boy, they still need a lot of babysitting!!! (the parents are trading places --the nest is hardly big enough for all three!)

Dealing with the kids

 Whatever the species,

 they feel their oats

 and they know best

And certainly let you know about it.
But all is well in the end..

Baby Bird

What (Who) is for dinner?

 BTW, How's my form?

Super Bowl Madness

This is what happens when the bartender serves a drink called a Roofitini

DISCLAIMER: I was NOT involved