Sunday, May 27, 2012

For the Heroes




Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Springtime and Frogs

Cute young frog

Hiding frog

Fred wants to get a frog for himself





Does this lily pad make me look fat?

How about now?

Ribbitttt

Saturday, May 19, 2012

All about Stuck, and Unstuck (New Words)

 Get on the bench, with Fred as guard dog.
 Walk on the bench, with Fred not quite doing his job.
 Whoops! It's STUCK!
 Unstuck.
 Stuck.
 Still stuck.
 Fooling you, Grandma!
 Totally stuck.

 There we go..........
 Oops
 AND THAT
 IS HOW
YOU DO IT!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Beautiful flower

I'm so glad I transplanted this shrub when it outgrew its old home!

Monday, April 2, 2012

We're expecting!! Baby birds, that is.

Right at my front door, in this planter, there is a mama bird.
This mama bird has been very busy.

She doesn't like to be disturbed, especially in the morning.



Soon we will have baby birds!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Not very flattering, but funny nonetheless

Florida Sunshine? Check.
Comfy Lounge? Check.
Icepack? Check.
Bandaged toe? Check.
Last but not least..
Borrowed Dog named Max? Check.

Monday, March 26, 2012

How to build a better workspace

 This is a workspace treadmill, which you can conveniently purchase here at Pritikin.
And yes, the price is negotiable.
Model not included.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

All the PIZZAZZZZZ of the 80's, and none of the Gallo

I was just unhappy in the other room, so I finally got moved.
I think is the same room I stayed in another time. The 80's have not improved much.
 You got your mirrored whirlpool tub, your low-pro toilet, and this cool new invention....a telephone by the toilet!!! Rad!!!!
Bath # 2, because the glitz and the glamour of the 80's called for his and hers bathrooms (actually a brilliant idea IMHO)
 Bedroom
 The view I had requested.
 The Cadillac Tournament was just here
 I talked to the bellman who talked to Donald Trump yesterday, and now I know all of his plans. 200 million dollars to upgrade the Blue Monster and the hotel!
 The living room. Nice upgrade.
 Of course, the foyer has to be the size of a small hotel room.
Finally all unpacked.

 Today's activities:
Pool
Cardio
snack
lunch
snack
Lecture about being a better person
Cooking school complete with tasting portions of Bison Tenderloin
Pack
Move rooms
Unpack
Go to dinner


Tuesday, March 20, 2012

I saw a lizard and it made me miss my dog.

 This is what I did before dinner:
Breakfast
Core and stretch
snack
Tai Chi
snack
Nutrition Priorities Class
Lunch
Diseases of The Modern World Class
snack
Aquatics
snack
wash hair

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Back at The Cult Again

 What's a year without a little torture???

 Back to the Pritikin Center.
 Where else can you eat a bunch of vegetables and protein like substances?
 In such lovely surroundings?
 This here is snack time
 The Happy Hour Lounge, no alcohol served.
 Donald Trump just bought the resort, we'll see what he does...
 Scalding Waterfalls


 Cult Headquarters

 The Labrinth To put your mind in the proper supple state
The room, not as nice as last year, but large enough... No Single Servings here. Nope, not for 2 weeks. Yep. Two whole weeks.
 The grounds
 The Brainwashing, er, Lecture Hall

The maidens wishing us well as we starve, exercise and listen to The Way.