GIRLS!!!!!!!! (Warning: Some Bawdiness)

 Imagine your 16-17 year old boy, knowing there are GIRLS in the vicinity

Ready, willing, and able 

 Score!!!

 Hmmmm, wonder how I smell.....have I showered lately?

Or was this one of those 2 1/2 hour shower days? 

 How do my antlers look?

Nice, right???

 Did they go that way?

 Or that way?

 Yep, that way!

 Hey, what are you lookin' at?

 Hey, Baby, Whattchu doin?

 What's your sign?

Hard work, being the big guy in the valley (that is, until the Real Big Boy shows up)